This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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