Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Houston, we have a blender
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I think my moral compass just broke
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
