hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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