You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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