that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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