I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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