What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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