My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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