I'm sorry my penis didn't work
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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