I just cut my nipple shaving
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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