And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
My life is pants optional.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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