What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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