why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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