They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize