you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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