i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My bed smells like the plague
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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