but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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