...so i touched it.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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