IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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