She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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