Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Randomize
