can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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