To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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