You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
false alarm, still single
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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