Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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