I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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