Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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