i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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