So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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