your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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