spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she told me i tasted like america
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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