Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We don't watch enough power rangers
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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