The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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