Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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