dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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