I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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