I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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