Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Semen is not good for contacts.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize