i'm signing you up for texting rehab
her vagine was all disorganized.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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