he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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