Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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