im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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