Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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