I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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