Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
love makes seman taste better
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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