bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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