just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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