Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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