there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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