he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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