problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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