Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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