Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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